Because I was justly reproved by Clash Bowley...
This caught my notice earlier in the week and might entertain you all (note to UK readers... I don't normally read the Daily Mail but the Tolkien connection meant that it got flagged up...)
(And in other news, I discovered how to get email notifications so I won't miss out on all the chatter here
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Yes! Welcome in, Richard!
If it wasn't an ocean away, I would rent it!